ShemShem's definitions

Bar Room Betty

A description based after the now-famous Bar Room Betty of Ocean Beach, NY, who was sinisterly kidnapped, bukaked (bukake), degraded, and dismembered. Mostly used as a derogatory term for someone who deserves no respect, or who is wished the same unfortunate tragedy that overcame the namesake of the word.

I'd like to take that Bar Room Betty and slap the living shit out of her.

by ShemShem June 8, 2005

twazole

Derogatory term for a woman. Combination of a twat and cunt. Woman who literally sucks the life out of you with her annoyance.

My wife is a miserable twazole because she never shuts the fuck up.

by ShemShem June 8, 2005

cutlets

noun: The meaty flaps of a vagina muff that form two healthy chicken cutlets laid side by side. Texture and color may vary from cutlet to cutlet, but thickness and pulpness should reign to be considered an "acceptable" cutlets by a member of the Brooklyn Union 69.

Some cutlets with stubble will appear as breaded chicken cutlets. Add marinara sauce and mozz, a nice glass of chianti, and you are ready to chow down. Yummy yum-yum.

Maria's cutlets were so fuckin' meaty that I needed a loaf of bread to sop up all the juice when I went down on that thick trench. Uuuuuuuuuu-fa!

by ShemShem July 30, 2008