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twizzledick
word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??
Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??
Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011
Related Words
Twazzled • twizzled • Twazzle • Twazzler • twizzledick • Tazzled • twazzle finger • twazzle life • twazzle nozzle • twizzled member
twizzled
Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.
twizzle twazzler
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twazzle life
twazzle life by NanDaMan April 20, 2017
Twazzler
Twazzler by Marek Pattle December 28, 2008
Twazzle
To use a public washroom inside of a high school, more precisely a catholic school. To pleasure yourself with the use of masturbation. The twazzle has only been spotted twice! Many users of the twazzle do not believe it is wrong.
Twazzle by Twizzle Twazzle November 24, 2006
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