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tittyballs

AKA titties. From Chappelle Show's "Black Bush" skit.
"Imagine two women...touchin' on each other's tittyballs, caressin' em', gently strokin' those nipples til they get just so STIFF, and erect! Blow on em'..."

twattybollocks

clusterfuck, idiot, baffoon an exclamation of dismay or annoyance.
you cut off my leg you twattybollocks. or oh twattybollocks i've accidently jizzed in the soup, nevermind.
twattybollocks by gay steve October 7, 2008

tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart 

the best sex position EVER....however it was forbidden by an ancient god of sex that claimed it too good a position for man to handle. it delivers so much pleasure that it exeeds the point of climax and ends up with both male and female involved in the position and everyone within a 50 foot radius exploding like a ripe tomato from orgasm. (note we could not explain how to do the tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart in case someone stupid enough would try it and risk the lives and g spots of many)
(example for tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart

was restricted for maximum safety)

Melonball-Tittyballs 

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.
This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026