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taserface 

Created by two guys who hate those instagramer who posts everything on their life ✌.
Look at this taserface posting anything on his wall
taserface by Spacewalker1021 July 23, 2018

toaster face 

A girl/boy who has so much acne their faces they look they were smacked over the head by a toaster on high heat.
"Oh my god, did you see Megan today? What a toaster face."
"Yeah, it looked so nasty!"
toaster face by los pies es succio! January 28, 2012

Toasterware 

Things that run on outdated or terrible computers.
"Hey man, can you run Subnautica on your PC?" "Naw man, I can't, it only runs toasterware."
Toasterware by Kleen Duster April 27, 2021

toasterfucking 

Toasterfucking implies an extreme sexual urge. If one is horny enough to fuck a toaster, he is willing to scrape the bottom of the barrel if need be in order to get laid.
Man I was toasterfucking horny on Friday, I had sex with a really fat, deformed chick.
toasterfucking by fanglekai April 4, 2009

TASERFACE 

a name that strikes fear into anyone what hears it!

ITS METAPHORICLE
TASERFACE!!!!!!!!!
TASERFACE by Daneilius the third April 19, 2022

toastface muncher 

A person who lives online who likes to smoke drugs and hates people called duncan. They also like to suck people off.
I know this guy who's a rite toastface muncher
toastface muncher by Jake12001200 August 26, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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