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twatriot 

A patriotic twat. One who drapes himself in his nations flag at every oppertunity and will not take any critism of his country. see jingoism
Bllody hell, look at all the flags, the Twatriots are out in force tonight.
twatriot by black flag June 27, 2004
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twatriot 

"twat” refers to a woman's vaginal region, or is a "nickname" for that area. That means that a "twatriot” is when a woman switches into "super overdrive" while she is engaged in any type of sexual activity. It often is what every man dreams of while pleasing his woman...
Last night, with my new girlfriend, was extremely, extremely exciting for me (and her as well) as she had a "twatriot” going on as I orally satisfied her...
twatriot by Panchoman Jr. February 12, 2007
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Twariot - abbreviation of 'twat chariot'

A car, driven by a twat. Often an older boy racer/ girl racer who now has a job as a sales rep or a similar moderately successful occupation.

The car is often a BMW or Audi, although many other 'prestige' vehicles can fall into this category. Said vehicle may be a fine driving machine but has a poor image amongst the general public, due to many of the owners driving them aggressively and without any regard for either road laws or the safety of other road users.

Studies have yet to be undertaken, but it it is a commonly held view, that this poor driving is due to the owners belief, that owning a 'superior' vehicle gives them the right to drive in such a manner. Furthermore, owners (or twats) are reluctant to accept any criticism of their vehicle or driving and attribute such criticism as merely jealously from the drivers of inferior vehicles.

etymology - believed to have evolved from the shamefully term 'spaz-chariot.' This was used in Britain to describe the small motorised invalid carriages ,which used to be provided by the state to disabled people.
I would consider buying a BMW 320d, if it wasn't such a full-on Twariot.
twariot by nopie February 7, 2009
a stinky cooter, such as that of the recently deceased, or simply an extremely nasty bitch
Guy: what's that smell?
me: that bitch must have twatrot
twatrot by John Czolgosz September 7, 2007

tratriot 

A traitor and a patriot at the same time
Biden is a TRATRIOT to America
tratriot by Plasmascorpion September 21, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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