Skip to main content

twattoo 

Share definition Flag
The result of prolonged or vigarous cunnilingus, a "V" mark/indentation on your face.
"What is that mark on your face?"

"I just finished cunnilingus on my girlfriend, thats a twattoo"
twattoo by olive man July 3, 2014
Related Words

Twatmouth 

Share definition Flag
Someone whose words are just as useless as the sounds that emanate from a twat.

Someone who has a twat where their mouth should be
Dude, you're such a twatmouth. You frickin talk all day long.
Twatmouth by Charlieboy69 May 7, 2009

twatcopter 

Share definition Flag
The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".
"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."
twatcopter by WordTournament May 4, 2009

twatography

Share definition Flag
Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.
See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!
twatography by sessybih May 15, 2010

Twatographer 

Share definition Flag
One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.
My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?
Twatographer by Moeneek April 1, 2022

Twatsocket 

Share definition Flag
"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."
Twatsocket by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

mormon assault vehicle

Share definition Flag
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

Share definition Flag
A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

Share definition Flag
To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

Share definition Flag
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

Share definition Flag
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

Share definition Flag
An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
Next