Twatnozzle

An insult for a particularly idiotic person. It is as its best if you add Fucktard before it; Fucktard Twatnozzle.

The Fucktard at the beginning adds emphasis.

Twatnozzle also refers to the opening of the vagina.

Man, Greg is such a Fucktard Twatnozzle!

Twatnozzle by lonewolf0959 July 4, 2008

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Twat nozzle

noun - a jerk, a dick. So repugnant in words, acts and/or deeds, that they are only good enough to hide in moist, dank nasty places. Worse than your average dick-head.

Can you believe what a jerk he was today? What a twat nozzle!

Twat nozzle by bunnysmama October 31, 2010

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Twatnozzle • twatnuzzle • twatnoodle • Twatwazzlenuggetfucker

twatnoodle

a term chi uses to describe people who are indescribably stupid.

that twatnoodle can internet better than you.

twatnoodle by Sinislove August 1, 2014

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twatnuzzle

(n) the act of inserting one's nose into a vagina while simultaneously providing analingus.

He often kept his nose warm by giving her a firm twatnuzzle.

twatnuzzle by fartita crunch February 28, 2023

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Twat-nozzle

Respectful female or female in respectful position/class.

Good morning twat-nozzle,the coffee sure is tasty today.

Twat-nozzle by Weekend warrior's I.H.O.H. LLC February 15, 2023

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Twatwazzlenuggetfucker

A term for a person who lives in Hamersley Perth Western Australia
One who has no skills , talent or working Internet

Are you heading over to see thatTwatwazzlenuggetfucker before we go camping

Twatwazzlenuggetfucker by nuggethunter October 14, 2018

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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