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twatfoolery 

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.
Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.
twatfoolery by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018
A word meaning: Designing, or doodling ideas for a tattoo.
"Here I've made so tattoodles. This is what I'm thinking about"
Tattoodle by dickensy April 27, 2009
The act of tattooing without a predetermined design or pattern.
She was tattoodling herself all night after her new tattoo equipment arrived in the mail.

I can't believe that he paid for that after the artist just tattoodled all over his leg.
Tattoodle by MagOcto October 10, 2009

tatoodles 

Tatoodles is the word you say when you are having your tattoos removed.
Tatoodles skulls, swastikas and giant dragon on my back, I’m out of prison and I’m starting my real estate career!
tatoodles by Torbert April 14, 2023

Twatnozzle 

An insult for a particularly idiotic person. It is as its best if you add Fucktard before it; Fucktard Twatnozzle.

The Fucktard at the beginning adds emphasis.

Twatnozzle also refers to the opening of the vagina.
Man, Greg is such a Fucktard Twatnozzle!
Twatnozzle by lonewolf0959 July 4, 2008
The act of paging another employee so you can continue to read about the Vikings instead of helping a customer.
Wayne thinks twadoodle is a real word.
TWADOODLE by NEUMMY February 17, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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