twatnoodle

a term chi uses to describe people who are indescribably stupid.

that twatnoodle can internet better than you.

by Sinislove August 1, 2014

twatfoolery

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.

Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.

by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018

Tattoodle

A word meaning: Designing, or doodling ideas for a tattoo.

"Here I've made so tattoodles. This is what I'm thinking about"

by dickensy April 27, 2009

Tattoodle

The act of tattooing without a predetermined design or pattern.

She was tattoodling herself all night after her new tattoo equipment arrived in the mail.

I can't believe that he paid for that after the artist just tattoodled all over his leg.

by MagOcto October 10, 2009

tatoodles

Tatoodles is the word you say when you are having your tattoos removed.

Tatoodles skulls, swastikas and giant dragon on my back, I’m out of prison and I’m starting my real estate career!

by Torbert April 14, 2023

Twatnozzle

An insult for a particularly idiotic person. It is as its best if you add Fucktard before it; Fucktard Twatnozzle.

The Fucktard at the beginning adds emphasis.

Twatnozzle also refers to the opening of the vagina.

Man, Greg is such a Fucktard Twatnozzle!

by lonewolf0959 July 4, 2008

TWADOODLE

The act of paging another employee so you can continue to read about the Vikings instead of helping a customer.

Wayne thinks twadoodle is a real word.

by NEUMMY February 17, 2017