A sad obsessed freak that searches internet forums to actually count how many times she’s been talked about by others..has a mate called Dobbin who helps her out who is equally as nuts..
A delicious recipe where the twat is given a avacodo and tomato and shoots them out all processed while squirting this replaces the lemon juice and garlic hence making twatamoli. Serve with a fresh side of tortilla chips
Jose wanted to serve something new at his party so he combined the ingredients in his girlfriend's twat to make twatamoli
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.