A sad obsessed freak that searches internet forums to actually count how many times she’s been talked about by others..has a mate called Dobbin who helps her out who is equally as nuts..
Cata, I’ve been mentioned 47 times..
-Stop being a twatacata and F*ck off ya loon!
Dobbin – I have it all documented Cata, split into exactly who said what, where & by user name…
A delicious recipe where the twat is given a avacodo and tomato and shoots them out all processed while squirting this replaces the lemon juice and garlic hence making twatamoli. Serve with a fresh side of tortilla chips
Jose wanted to serve something new at his party so he combined the ingredients in his girlfriend's twat to make twatamoli