10 definitions by hazelnutbiscotti

married netflix and chill

Actually watching Netflix with your spouse. As opposed to single people netflix and chill

Wife: "Want to Netflix and Chill?"
Husband: "Regular Netflix and Chill, or Married Netflix and Chill?"
Wife: "Married Netflix and Chill. I am wearing sweatpants, and it is not Wednesday yet."

by hazelnutbiscotti April 28, 2016

netflix and sleep

Netflix and Chill for married couples, see also married netflix and chill

H: Do you want to netflix and chill in bed?
W: I want to netflix and sleep, dear husband.

by hazelnutbiscotti June 28, 2018

mullah balls

Pubic grooming style where the hair above the penis is shaved/trimmed, but the hair on the balls is untouched - leaving the 'long beard with no mustache' look, worn by mullahs in the Middle East and South Asia.

Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."

by hazelnutbiscotti April 28, 2016

netflix and despair

When you know that there will be no netflix and chill tonight, only disappointment. So you just watch some show and contemplate on your despair.

See also netflix and sleep, netflix and angry, netflix and sad, and married netflix and chill.

Did you netflix and chill last night?
Of course not, there was only netflix and despair.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 4, 2018

taconstipation

Constipation brought on by eating tacos.

I got taconstipation after eating too many steak tacos.

by hazelnutbiscotti September 5, 2020

Qaren

A Karen who believes in the Qanon conspiracy theories.

This Qaren is mad at her doctor for not prescribing Lysol.

by hazelnutbiscotti May 27, 2020

LGBTQAnon

QAnon conspiracy crazies who are LGBTQ but want to stay anon, in the closet, for fear of being rejected by their cult community.

Is Mike coming to the insurrection party with his husband Jake?
No, they are LGBTQAnon, on the down-low.

by hazelnutbiscotti March 8, 2021