clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)

- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection

by hazelnutbiscotti May 19, 2018

Qaren

A Karen who believes in the Qanon conspiracy theories.

This Qaren is mad at her doctor for not prescribing Lysol.

by hazelnutbiscotti May 26, 2020

mullah balls

Pubic grooming style where the hair above the penis is shaved/trimmed, but the hair on the balls is untouched - leaving the 'long beard with no mustache' look, worn by mullahs in the Middle East and South Asia.

Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016

netflix and sad

When you thought tonight might be netflix and chill but it wasn't. And you are so used to it that you don't even get netflix and angry anymore and you couldn't netflix and sleep because of the sadness. See also married netflix and chill.

What's the matter? Didn't you netflix and chill last night?
No last night was netflix and sad.

Tough break, buddy.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 2, 2018

Twatemala

The country of your citizenship if you are a Twat.

He's a Twat. He's the ambassador from Twatemala.

by hazelnutbiscotti March 26, 2024

Twatemala

The country of your citizenship if you are a Twat

Oh, that twat? He's the ambassador from Twatemala.

by hazelnutbiscotti March 24, 2024

married netflix and chill

Actually watching Netflix with your spouse. As opposed to single people netflix and chill

Wife: "Want to Netflix and Chill?"
Husband: "Regular Netflix and Chill, or Married Netflix and Chill?"
Wife: "Married Netflix and Chill. I am wearing sweatpants, and it is not Wednesday yet."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016