hazelnutbiscotti's definitions

clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)

- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection

by hazelnutbiscotti May 19, 2018

Qaren

A Karen who believes in the Qanon conspiracy theories.

This Qaren is mad at her doctor for not prescribing Lysol.

by hazelnutbiscotti May 26, 2020

taconstipation

Constipation brought on by eating tacos.

I got taconstipation after eating too many steak tacos.

by hazelnutbiscotti September 5, 2020

married netflix and chill

Actually watching Netflix with your spouse. As opposed to single people netflix and chill

Wife: "Want to Netflix and Chill?"
Husband: "Regular Netflix and Chill, or Married Netflix and Chill?"
Wife: "Married Netflix and Chill. I am wearing sweatpants, and it is not Wednesday yet."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016

mullah balls

Pubic grooming style where the hair above the penis is shaved/trimmed, but the hair on the balls is untouched - leaving the 'long beard with no mustache' look, worn by mullahs in the Middle East and South Asia.

Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016

netflix and sleep

Netflix and Chill for married couples, see also married netflix and chill

H: Do you want to netflix and chill in bed?
W: I want to netflix and sleep, dear husband.

by hazelnutbiscotti June 27, 2018

netflix and angry

When you wanted to netflix and chill but she just wanted to netflix. See also netflix and sleep and married netflix and chill.

You and the lady got your netflix and chill last night?
No, she had no chill so we got netflix and angry.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 1, 2018