hazelnutbiscotti's definitions

netflix and despair

When you know that there will be no netflix and chill tonight, only disappointment. So you just watch some show and contemplate on your despair.

See also netflix and sleep, netflix and angry, netflix and sad, and married netflix and chill.

Did you netflix and chill last night?
Of course not, there was only netflix and despair.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 3, 2018

taconstipation

Constipation brought on by eating tacos.

I got taconstipation after eating too many steak tacos.

by hazelnutbiscotti September 5, 2020

mullah balls

Pubic grooming style where the hair above the penis is shaved/trimmed, but the hair on the balls is untouched - leaving the 'long beard with no mustache' look, worn by mullahs in the Middle East and South Asia.

Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."

by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016

Qaren

A Karen who believes in the Qanon conspiracy theories.

This Qaren is mad at her doctor for not prescribing Lysol.

by hazelnutbiscotti May 26, 2020

clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)

- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection

by hazelnutbiscotti May 19, 2018

Twatemala

The country of your citizenship if you are a Twat

Oh, that twat? He's the ambassador from Twatemala.

by hazelnutbiscotti March 24, 2024

netflix and sad

When you thought tonight might be netflix and chill but it wasn't. And you are so used to it that you don't even get netflix and angry anymore and you couldn't netflix and sleep because of the sadness. See also married netflix and chill.

What's the matter? Didn't you netflix and chill last night?
No last night was netflix and sad.

Tough break, buddy.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 2, 2018