clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)
- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection
by hazelnutbiscotti May 19, 2018
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Qaren

A Karen who believes in the Qanon conspiracy theories.
This Qaren is mad at her doctor for not prescribing Lysol.
by hazelnutbiscotti May 26, 2020
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mullah balls

Pubic grooming style where the hair above the penis is shaved/trimmed, but the hair on the balls is untouched - leaving the 'long beard with no mustache' look, worn by mullahs in the Middle East and South Asia.
Dude: "Do you shave your balls?"
Guy: "No, I only trim above my dick."
Dude: "So you have Mullah Balls?"
Guy: "What's that?"
Dude: "Trim the mustache and grow the beard."
by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016
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netflix and sad

When you thought tonight might be netflix and chill but it wasn't. And you are so used to it that you don't even get netflix and angry anymore and you couldn't netflix and sleep because of the sadness. See also married netflix and chill.
What's the matter? Didn't you netflix and chill last night?
No last night was netflix and sad.

Tough break, buddy.
by hazelnutbiscotti July 02, 2018
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Twatemala

The country of your citizenship if you are a Twat.
He's a Twat. He's the ambassador from Twatemala.
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Twatemala

The country of your citizenship if you are a Twat
Oh, that twat? He's the ambassador from Twatemala.
by hazelnutbiscotti March 24, 2024
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netflix and sleep

Netflix and Chill for married couples, see also married netflix and chill
H: Do you want to netflix and chill in bed?
W: I want to netflix and sleep, dear husband.
by hazelnutbiscotti June 27, 2018
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