hazelnutbiscotti's definitions

Twatemala

The country of your citizenship if you are a Twat.

He's a Twat. He's the ambassador from Twatemala.

by hazelnutbiscotti March 26, 2024

Twatemala

The country of your citizenship if you are a Twat

Oh, that twat? He's the ambassador from Twatemala.

by hazelnutbiscotti March 24, 2024

LGBTQAnon

QAnon conspiracy crazies who are LGBTQ but want to stay anon, in the closet, for fear of being rejected by their cult community.

Is Mike coming to the insurrection party with his husband Jake?
No, they are LGBTQAnon, on the down-low.

by hazelnutbiscotti March 7, 2021

taconstipation

Constipation brought on by eating tacos.

I got taconstipation after eating too many steak tacos.

by hazelnutbiscotti September 5, 2020

Qaren

A Karen who believes in the Qanon conspiracy theories.

This Qaren is mad at her doctor for not prescribing Lysol.

by hazelnutbiscotti May 26, 2020

netflix and despair

When you know that there will be no netflix and chill tonight, only disappointment. So you just watch some show and contemplate on your despair.

See also netflix and sleep, netflix and angry, netflix and sad, and married netflix and chill.

Did you netflix and chill last night?
Of course not, there was only netflix and despair.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 3, 2018

netflix and sad

When you thought tonight might be netflix and chill but it wasn't. And you are so used to it that you don't even get netflix and angry anymore and you couldn't netflix and sleep because of the sadness. See also married netflix and chill.

What's the matter? Didn't you netflix and chill last night?
No last night was netflix and sad.

Tough break, buddy.

by hazelnutbiscotti July 2, 2018