Twat Squat 

1.The female version of the male process of "Tea-baggin'".

2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)

"I woke up this morning with a wet forehead because my girlfriend twat squat me."

"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"

Twat Squat by RomeoRedhead July 27, 2009

twat squat 

the equivalent to the cock smack. When a female squats on a persons face and makes insertion of the noise while wet.

a girl gave me a twat squat and now all i smell is fish.

twat squat by wink1 December 6, 2011

Twat Squat 

Putting a lift on the front of a truck and lowering the back damn near the ground..then strutting around like it's something to be proud of.

Ya'll look at Johnny doing the Twat Squat..Boy stand your ass up and act like a man..only girls sit down to pee🤣😂

Twat Squat by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023

Twat squat 

The female version of the teabag

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.

Twat squat by Assclap90k November 17, 2023

cum twat squat 

The process of effectively excreting the left over ejaculate remaining in the vagina once a man and woman have completed vaginal intercourse.

In the morning Mrs. Green does her daily exercises, the cum twat squat in order to make her yogurt for breakfast... SHE LOVES LEFTOVERS and she is environmentally friendly!!!

cum twat squat by Chrailey July 9, 2011

twat squad 

2 or more(attractive) females traveling together preferably horny and intoxicated with low cut shirts and mid-drift.

Examples of Twat squads: The women on desperate housewives, any professional cheer leaders, any party going girls especially in college
Basically any group of women who are looking for so action due to drunken horny lifestyles

twat squad by poopy gurilla March 18, 2010

Twat Squatter 

A fetus or unborn baby conceived and carried to term by a female human, that does not biologically belong to the female’s male husband, fiancé, or committed boyfriend.

Hey, you cheated on me and got pregnant. That twat squatter is not mine.

Twat Squatter by Vapercise April 30, 2023