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the equivalent to the cock smack. When a female squats on a persons face and makes insertion of the noise while wet.
by wink1 December 6, 2011
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Example 1:
Person 1: "Look at that guy over there, he's really enjoying that watermelon."
Person 2: "Oh, you mean that black guy? Yeah, he has a really high watermelatonin count."
Example 2:
Person 1: "I heard Tyrone was allergic to watermelon"
Person 2: "You mean Tyrone the new guy at work that's really light skinned?"
Person 1: "Yeah, he must have a really low watermelatonin count."
Person 1: "Look at that guy over there, he's really enjoying that watermelon."
Person 2: "Oh, you mean that black guy? Yeah, he has a really high watermelatonin count."
Example 2:
Person 1: "I heard Tyrone was allergic to watermelon"
Person 2: "You mean Tyrone the new guy at work that's really light skinned?"
Person 1: "Yeah, he must have a really low watermelatonin count."
by Wink1 July 25, 2013
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