twasnt

the area on a man between the nutsack and the asshole

if twasnt there - your insides would fall out

by Beaver660 August 13, 2006

Twant

Part twat and part cunt - a twant is someone behaving in a manner that is both stupid AND bitchy.

Twant - someone so full of themselves that they aren't aware they are actually stupid. But they are aware they are bitchy and enjoying being that way for no reason. While it may more frequently apply to women, men can also behave as twants.

by Cytosisters November 10, 2013

Twanter

A combination of 'Twitter' and 'Banter'; enjoyable, humorous or interesting chat or conversation on Twitter.

@Example has some great twanter going on

by markrfletcher March 30, 2010

twasterd

straight up fucking wasted

shiieett nukka I'm fuggn twasterd like a mofucka

yo dude, im so twasterd I cud be a nigga

sippin patron all night like that got me twasterd as hell

by gel&kate September 9, 2010

Twastard

A cunning mixture between Bastard and Twat, used when someone is bad enough to be both at the same time. Also as it is not technically a swear word, no one should have any objections with you shouting at them!

Invented by Eve and Dunnie (well more eve!)

"OMG You are such a TWASTARD!"

by Dunnie September 29, 2005

twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

by Nick March 26, 2005

Twasn't

A contraction of: it was not

'Twasn't the night before christmas.

by The-Whale-Bullier May 7, 2011