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A cunning mixture between Bastard and Twat, used when someone is bad enough to be both at the same time. Also as it is not technically a swear word, no one should have any objections with you shouting at them!

Invented by Eve and Dunnie (well more eve!)

"OMG You are such a TWASTARD!"

Twastard by Dunnie September 29, 2005

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twastard

1. Cross between a twat and a bastard.

2. Twice a bastard.

Origin - first coined in 1977 in supermarket warehouse in Lancashire, England.

Tony Blair is a useless twastard.

twastard by Dibber April 11, 2005

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twastard by fairy nuff September 24, 2003

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Twastard

The word: " Twastard" is a noun and an amalgam of the words: "Twat" and "Bastard." Basically calling a person both insults at once making it a serious swear word and a double revilement. Generally used against males rather than females

"You little twastard, how dare you steal my money." Or, "Look at the right twastard Johnny has turned into."

Twastard by Polargo March 20, 2009

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Twastard

When someone or something is so annoying…more annoying than a twat or a bastard

‘What a Twastard!’ He said when he lost the bet.

Twastard by Ginger Bred October 19, 2025

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Thastard

Derived from bastard, an aggressive word used in parts of Liverpool as in insult.

I fucking hate Jeremy Clarkson, he's a Thastard.

Thastard by BobbyRinse November 28, 2018

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twasterd

straight up fucking wasted

shiieett nukka I'm fuggn twasterd like a mofucka

yo dude, im so twasterd I cud be a nigga

sippin patron all night like that got me twasterd as hell

twasterd by gel&kate September 9, 2010

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Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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