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twashcloth 

A washcloth used to clean the crotch, especially when used by a woman after sex to wipe the twat, hence twashcloth
Dude I took a shower in the morning before I left and accidentally used her twashcloth! So fucking gross.
twashcloth by xraecat November 30, 2014
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washcloth 

1. a small towel, usually made from terrycloth, of which is used to clean one's self while bathing. can also be used to clean up after intimate relations whether solo or with a partner.

2. term also used as to describe people and/or objects that are desirable.

3. also see: hot.

Dude: "OMG, did you see that smokin' hot chick at the skatepark the other day?"

Other Dude: "Affirmative! She was WAY hot... after seeing her, I need a washcloth."
washcloth by Washcloth October 28, 2005

Wilmington Washcloth

After having sex with your girlfriend, she enters your bathroom to clean up. Un-beknownst to you she wipes your cum from her dumpster on your towel and hangs it back up, as if it were never touched. Unaware of the wrong-doing the gentleman uses it to wash his face the next day. Thus wiping his own cum all over his own face.
New York sexed up his girl and let loose all over her back side. She entered his crapper and cleaned up with his washcloth and hung it back up. The next morning whilst trying to clean up for work. He used said washcloth to clean the eye gunk off his face. It only got worse....He used the Wilmington Washcloth
Wilmington Washcloth by Coco Peabody September 10, 2009

Washclothing 

A sexual act, when one uses their partners face as a "washcloth" to wipe ones ass. Usually done in a vigorous manner.
Christian: "I asked her to sit on my face last night, she started washclothing me instead."

Josh: "How was that?"

Christian: "Oh I loved it! So much better!!"
Washclothing by ImThatGuyOkay October 15, 2012

washcloth 

a male person who is such a pussy that you could use him to wash your balls with
yoo, washcloth come here, can you tight up my shoelaces please.
washcloth by mrploertendoder June 15, 2010

Mexican Washcloth 

The art of using a washcloth to wipe ones ass. The cloth is then placed discreetly so that another person uses the cloth during bathing without knowing where it has been.
My wife pissed me off last night, so I gave her a Mexican Washcloth. In other words I just shit in her face. So now I am not pissed off anymore.

Meat Washcloths 

A textured low-hanging labia usually colored maroon too dark purple. Similar to beef curtains or meaty Folds standing alone with its ribbed linty medium shag feel.
The origin of this adjective came from its predecessors such as beefy Folds meat curtains and wizard sleeves. It is rumored to be the most powerful in the group due to the texture alone causing severe trauma and PTSD in any man or woman that has first-hand encountered them.
Please tuck your meat washcloths this is a yoga class.
It is basic hygiene to ring out your meat washcloths otherwise they will grow musty and dank.
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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