twardy
twardy by aladeen oil March 16, 2022
Tardyard
A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.
Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.
Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,
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John Tardy
The vocalist of the death metal band Obituary. His vocal style shouldn't be left to the term "death growl," but "death roar" due to the sheer power of his voice.
John Tardy by DaRoffle October 17, 2015
Lardy-Tardy
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tardy sweep
silly invention of public schools to make kids get to class faster.
The Idea: Assistant Principals chill in the halls during passing time. Then when the tardy bell rings, the teachers lock their doors and anyone left in the halls is "swept" to an AP's office and given a tardy. That tardy slip is your pass into class.
Mostly it just pisses everyone off an encourages rebellion.
The Idea: Assistant Principals chill in the halls during passing time. Then when the tardy bell rings, the teachers lock their doors and anyone left in the halls is "swept" to an AP's office and given a tardy. That tardy slip is your pass into class.
Mostly it just pisses everyone off an encourages rebellion.
Dude1: Lets organize a school wide tardy sweep to overflow the system.
Student Body: YA!
Next Day
Principal: Stop promoting this, or else.
Dude1: Fuck.
Final Day:
Do it anyways.
Student Body: YA!
Next Day
Principal: Stop promoting this, or else.
Dude1: Fuck.
Final Day:
Do it anyways.
tardy sweep by nine and a half January 9, 2009
Tardy tard
Tardy tard by Big Beadla May 17, 2020
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