Twain

A Romanian gipsy who hates Messi because he obliterated his idol Penaldo many times. Twain frequently posts on /sp/, a board on 4chan discussing sports. He is recognizable by his anti messi posting whenever Penaldo is having a shit game under different flags because he pays for VPN to shitpost on 4chan (the absolute state of him) and has many aliases depending on what flag he posts under. Usually posts under Serbian proxy (Twainovic) and Sudaca proxies (Twainandez, mostly Argentinian proxy to make Argentinians look retarded and sometimes his Uruguayan proxy). Goes into a meltdown whenever Messi is having a good game and starts accusing everyone as Alfonso (His schizophrenic boogeyman) whenever someone is defending Messi

Alphonso isn't real Twain, seek help

Oh great, PSG lost, Twain is having a field day today

O TWAINANDEZ, stop using your sudaca proxies, you're not fooling anyone

by Baseduncu March 10, 2022

TWAIN

Technical term realting to devices such as scanners attached to computers.
TWAIN stands for
Technology Without An Interesting Name.
No shit.

And now we'll just grab that picture from the mag via your twain scanner.

by w00x January 08, 2004

twain

A very furry vagina. A vagina so hairy that is vaguely resembles Mark Twain's hair-do.

Birdie went down to Jenny's to get some twain.

by Bunny_of_the_Scots May 05, 2008

Twaine

The baddest Jamaican younger out here. Straight outta Peckham. Nobody can chat to him. Gyal love him of.

Is your name Twaine

by Uk drillings October 07, 2018

TWAIN

of taiwan, tawny. is a legend, wise, knowledgable, omni present.

-that guy twain has knowlegde,lets go get mashup
- yer, mashup!! -props!!!

by twain September 16, 2005

Twain

An annoyance; an annoying person

Judy won't leave me alone, shes such a fucking twain.
Stop being such a twain.
Bonnie-"Mommy! Suzy called me a twain!!". Mom- " You are a twain"

by Sarahahaha! October 11, 2005

twain

to cause physical harm to ones self while masterbating.

I really twained my hamstring yesterday.

by sammy deisel July 13, 2010