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Toshitba 

1. Any slow, overpriced, piece of shit computer made in china that crashes for any reason. So delicate and frail that if you get a drop of water on it or get a strain of hair in the keyboard it will begin to have a severe seizure and most likely never work again.

2. Any piece of hardware so useless you might as well wipe your anus with it.
3. An excuse to steal your money.
Guy 1: Awe man! My computer crashed again! Do you know what's wrong with it?
Guy 2: Oh there's nothing wrong with it, its just a Toshitba!
Toshitba by cashlikesmoney June 14, 2013
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tvshi • tashi • toshi • Teshi • Toshiba • Tashinga • Toshing • tashif • tashing • Toshiro
Chinese for 'Disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat.'
If you rearrange the letters in the word 'Sith', you get 'Tshi', the perfect prediction of what 'Revenge of the Sith' was gonna be.
Tshi by DuckHunt January 1, 2011
Not a popular name, because she is one rare (one in a million)...This unique name is given to the most amazing character. She is Beautiful, Intelligent, Loyal, Strong willed, Loving at heart, Fighter, Independent, Mysterious, Playful, Bestfriend you could ask for, Easy to talk to, and a Perfectionist just to name a few. It's hard to find ALL of these rare qualities and the remaining qualities she possess in others. She is no push over and will stand her ground. This individual usually pulls off the innocent act, but can be naught and sneaky at times. On another note, this individual can be very stubborn and anti-social. Fellas, she's a keeper with that amazing round rump! If you find you one of these, you better hold on to her... They are one in a million! Wish upon a star tonight and see what your luck brings you.

If you're lucky enough to experience this pure ecstasy, you're going straight to hell because she's sinfully irresistible. Be careful of this one-you will fall in love with this classy Goddess.
Tashiya is unforgettable!
No girl can be compared to a girl named Tashiya!
Bestfriend Ever!
Search high and low ... and Get you a Tashiya!
Tashiya by Million! January 7, 2017

Tashi Ceiling 

The inability to get anything higher than a triple kill in a Halo title.
"I was playing some Reach last night and I kept hitting the Tashi Ceiling."

"That sucks man, I was cleansing bk's all night."
Tashi Ceiling by Mike Dongblain June 17, 2012
Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.
I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.
toshing by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016

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toshiin stfu by fuckjannies November 24, 2017
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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