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A wannabe vegan, misogynistic asshole who drinks organic soybean lattes.
You're a tuu.
Tuu by Carman Long February 23, 2017
Related Words
Tuur • tuuche • Tuul • Tuu • Tuuguu • Tuukka Rask • Tuulah • Tuuli • Tuulia • Tuumba

Tuu Fiddyy 

When your friend who’s a borderline alcoholic likes girls who are flatter than a piece of paper
Friend #1: *drunkenly texting* Todd shit skincjn

Friends #2,3,4: can you just not

Friend #1: bro I’m trashed and I just hooked up with a two-fifty
Friend #5: well, looks like we got another Tuu Fiddyy
Tuu Fiddyy by PullTheTriggaFigga October 20, 2020

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Dey Tuuk Er Jahhbss!!!

Slang for "They Took Our Jobs!", Made popular in episode 806 of the Television series South Park entitled "Goobacks"
Man 1 - "Those damn goobacks are taking all the jobs down at the plant, they're taking all our jobs!"
Man 2 - "Yeah, you're right, Dey Tuuk Er Jahhbss!!!"
Dey Tuuk Er Jahhbss!!! by Patt Carr January 13, 2007
The most beautiful girl in the world. She is the best friend someone could have. SHe also has quit the sense of humor and although she can be awkward at times, shes very cool. Everyone loves Tuuli!
Tuuli is great
Tuuli by Mr. Rawrsiez October 1, 2011
A tuumba is a type of monkey. Tuumbas are generally found under your bed, though they can also be found in other places on rare occasions, such as your attic.
Me: Did you hear about that tuumba that was on the news yesterday?
Friend: Yeah! He sure caused a lot of trouble!
Tuumba by venom monkey April 20, 2021
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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