tuu

asss

son-mmum look i got something in my ass
mum-let me check
son-farts
mum-oh shit you tuu

by pudhituiasslan December 4, 2018

Tuu

A wannabe vegan, misogynistic asshole who drinks organic soybean lattes.

You're a tuu.

by Carman Long February 23, 2017

Tuu Fiddyy

When your friend who’s a borderline alcoholic likes girls who are flatter than a piece of paper

Friend #1: *drunkenly texting* Todd shit skincjn

Friends #2,3,4: can you just not

Friend #1: bro I’m trashed and I just hooked up with a two-fifty
Friend #5: well, looks like we got another Tuu Fiddyy

by PullTheTriggaFigga October 20, 2020

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Dey Tuuk Er Jahhbss!!!

Slang for "They Took Our Jobs!", Made popular in episode 806 of the Television series South Park entitled "Goobacks"

Man 1 - "Those damn goobacks are taking all the jobs down at the plant, they're taking all our jobs!"
Man 2 - "Yeah, you're right, Dey Tuuk Er Jahhbss!!!"

by Patt Carr January 13, 2007

Tuuli

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is the best friend someone could have. SHe also has quit the sense of humor and although she can be awkward at times, shes very cool. Everyone loves Tuuli!

Tuuli is great

by Mr. Rawrsiez October 1, 2011

Tuumba

A tuumba is a type of monkey. Tuumbas are generally found under your bed, though they can also be found in other places on rare occasions, such as your attic.

Me: Did you hear about that tuumba that was on the news yesterday?
Friend: Yeah! He sure caused a lot of trouble!

by venom monkey April 20, 2021