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tuuche is the type of person you don’t wanna be friends with. she’s nasty , thinks too much of herself and sends feet pics to you. she smells and thinks she’s above everyone but she isn’t. i hate tuuches
person 1:ewwwww who’s that smelly girl over there

person 2: it’s probably tuuche
tuuche by spaghetti.noodle279 October 3, 2020
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tuuche is a girl who thinks to much of herself. she isn’t nice to some people around her but can be nice if she trusts you. she argues over petty things and makes people upset
person 1: ewww who’s that stinker over there

person 2: it’s probably tuuche
tuuche by spaghetti.noodle279 October 3, 2020
a smelly girl who always argues with you and thinks to much of herself , she doesn’t care about anyone and thinks everyone is here friend. she is nasty and rude and genuinely horrible to people
person: who’s that stinker over there

me: it’s tuuche
tuuche by spaghetti.noodle279 October 3, 2020
a smelly girl who always argues with you and thinks to much of herself , she doesn’t care about anyone and thinks everyone is here friend. she is nasty and rude and genuinely horrible to people
person: who’s that stinker over there

me: it’s tuuche
tuuche by spaghetti.noodle279 October 3, 2020

table touchers 

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers

Tucheliban

A coach lining up 5 defenders and 3 defensive midfielders.
Chelsea played tucheliban football against Brentford
Tucheliban by s555 October 18, 2021

Touché. 

Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.
Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.
Touché. by anailuJ October 4, 2006
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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