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yo hoe yo tuttiez iz plump like forreal
tuttiez by kaaymoneey October 1, 2009
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A slang Punjabi noun meaning 'Shit'. Pronounced 'tut-tee'. Originates from Punjab and is widely understood in most Indian language speaking area's of India.
Hey jasveer, you must check out this tuttie i just dropped in the toilet!

'Meri tuttie nickalghee' Meaning 'i shat myself', the literal translation of the phrase is 'My shit came out'.
Tuttie by Jugjeet Sengh Behns October 28, 2009
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A very demeaning word. It is a word meaning "bitch" but is very worse than "bitch". The most demeaning name you can call someone.
"You're not a pussy, you're not even a bitch, you're a fuckin Tuttie."
Tuttie by BC44 November 5, 2013
nipples the size of dish saucers
The man could not fit his mouth around the Quad Bs tutties
Tutties by Tutties4eva June 10, 2012
It means a cute littel one. When you see something so cute you gonna die you call it a tuttie.

You say it like TU-DI
it so tuttie i cant handel it
Tuttie by Gareth Ethelred May 12, 2017

Tittiez McGriddle 

Breasts -- usually women's and of the larger variety -- that get squished together around a hickory sausage drenched in syrup. Either can be eaten or played with (similar to finger painting).
I've seen her Tittiez McGriddle down the street at least twice now.
Tittiez McGriddle by RapeyDolphin October 3, 2017
Tits that are seen on fat old men.
singular - tut
Trump's tutties are gross, yo.
tutties by Solidwurm February 28, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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