tusmor 

Any person who finds human cartoon characters sexually attractive and draws nude art of them like on paheal or 8CHAN.

tusmors are bitter enemies with furries.

tusmor by Friar cuck September 15, 2018

it's not a tumor 

Phrase to be spoken in a terrible Austrian accent after having heard the word "tumor" in any way, shape, or form.

"Thank goodness the tumor was benign!"

"It's NOT a TOO-mah!"

"Look, just shut up."

it's not a tumor by Neilmiser May 5, 2004

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016

tumor baby

A C-section baby

Sally: Happy Birthday Tim!
Tim: Actually I'm a tumor baby.
Sally: Sworry, Happy Removal day Tim!

tumor baby by classiccowz February 3, 2018

tusmo 

Someone who likes to wear eyelashes, always look fierce, and always ready to attract the guys. She’s a brace face but she looks hot AF.

How much will a Tusmo cost

tusmo by Your loved ones January 13, 2019

Advanced Corpse Tumor 

Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.

The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.

Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz

Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*

Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*

Advanced Corpse Tumor by Muhammad Fucking Suicmez bitch August 11, 2010

tumorsyphilisitisosis 

A rare fatal disease in which the afflicted grows pepperoni-like nipples all over their body.

My son is very sick. He has uh... tumorsyphilisitisosis.

Hmm... sounds sexy.

And look, he has nipples growing all over his body.

Those look like pepperoni...

tumorsyphilisitisosis by The Sheep January 26, 2005