Turvette's are very beautiful, loving, caring, but also very crazy at times. She loves animals especially white donkeys because they are so very rare. She also loves to read books at night. She is more of a night person than a day person. She is usually very short with a nice booty and breasts the size of watermelon but most important very beautiful. She loves spending time with family and friends and playing jokes on everyone. Turvettes are awesome.
Kid 1: "when is auntie Turvette coming to get me?"
Mom: "she is on her way"
Kid 2:"your not going with my favorite aunt to see the white donkeys, I am"
Mom:"you both can go"
Kid 1 & 2:"ok!!!"
Mom: "she is on her way"
Kid 2:"your not going with my favorite aunt to see the white donkeys, I am"
Mom:"you both can go"
Kid 1 & 2:"ok!!!"
by hauijd November 28, 2012
Get the turvette mug.1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)
Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)
Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)
Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)
Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)
Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
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A rather pleasant and non-descript remark. relating to the insignificance of a female turd. Also see jerkette
A rather pleasant and non-descript remark. relating to the insignificance of a female turd. Also see jerkette
by The Original Kid Chameleon July 15, 2006
Get the turdette mug.A female turbo; an aggressively flirtatious, often attractive young woman who exhibits a lack of social grace. Marked by bad dye jobs, stretch tops/dresses, Guess logo'ed bags, and age-inappropriate use of glitter.
by Wsjaka October 7, 2007
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"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"
by Jolarsystem September 4, 2009
Get the Turdettes Syndrom mug.This refers to a person who incessantly speaks like a turkey. She often makes up her own words and uses them on a regular basis. She refers to all people as slow childs. She likes having unsociable time with the best person in the world.
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