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Turvette's are very beautiful, loving, caring, but also very crazy at times. She loves animals especially white donkeys because they are so very rare. She also loves to read books at night. She is more of a night person than a day person. She is usually very short with a nice booty and breasts the size of watermelon but most important very beautiful. She loves spending time with family and friends and playing jokes on everyone. Turvettes are awesome.
Kid 1: "when is auntie Turvette coming to get me?"
Mom: "she is on her way"
Kid 2:"your not going with my favorite aunt to see the white donkeys, I am"
Mom:"you both can go"
Kid 1 & 2:"ok!!!"
turvette by hauijd November 28, 2012
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Turdette 

1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.
Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)

Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)

Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)

Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)
Turdette by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
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turdette 

The female variant of turd, see turd
Mariah's a total turdette.
turdette by Pedi August 19, 2004

turdette 

A word popularized by a certain "Eddie Cebz" of the New City region dating back to the late 1980's.

A rather pleasant and non-descript remark. relating to the insignificance of a female turd. Also see jerkette
"It's my fackin word! ya wanka/turdette!"

turbette 

A female turbo; an aggressively flirtatious, often attractive young woman who exhibits a lack of social grace. Marked by bad dye jobs, stretch tops/dresses, Guess logo'ed bags, and age-inappropriate use of glitter.
Did you check out the group of turbettes prowling the SPDF last night?
turbette by Wsjaka October 7, 2007

Turdettes Syndrom 

When a person is delibrately insulting on a regular basis and then claims you can't take a joke.
"I didn't mean it when I said you were an airhead. Don't be offended, I was only kidding"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"
Turdettes Syndrom by Jolarsystem September 4, 2009

Turkette 

This refers to a person who incessantly speaks like a turkey. She often makes up her own words and uses them on a regular basis. She refers to all people as slow childs. She likes having unsociable time with the best person in the world.
Turkette
Turkette by Briquette April 10, 2009