Turkette 

This refers to a person who incessantly speaks like a turkey. She often makes up her own words and uses them on a regular basis. She refers to all people as slow childs. She likes having unsociable time with the best person in the world.

Turkette

Turkette by Briquette April 10, 2009

Turdette 

1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.

Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)

Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)

Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)

Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)

Turdette by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

Turkitten 

When a kitten is stuffed inside of a turkey and cooked to purrrfection. This is traditional American Thanksgiving food, non-americans. They just don't want you to know about it. Also, it is possibly the most delicious thing ever, provided you like eating hair and hearing the sounds of kittens burning to death.

little girl: Turkittens! Inspired by... Turkittens!

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Alex: Have you seen boots?
Tex: Yep. He sure made a great Turkitten!

Turkitten by yourmomscheese January 30, 2010

turdette 

The female variant of turd, see turd

Mariah's a total turdette.

turdette by Pedi August 19, 2004

turdette 

A word popularized by a certain "Eddie Cebz" of the New City region dating back to the late 1980's.

A rather pleasant and non-descript remark. relating to the insignificance of a female turd. Also see jerkette

"It's my fackin word! ya wanka/turdette!"

turdette by The Original Kid Chameleon July 15, 2006

turbette 

A female turbo; an aggressively flirtatious, often attractive young woman who exhibits a lack of social grace. Marked by bad dye jobs, stretch tops/dresses, Guess logo'ed bags, and age-inappropriate use of glitter.

Did you check out the group of turbettes prowling the SPDF last night?

turbette by Wsjaka October 7, 2007

Turdettes Syndrom 

When a person is delibrately insulting on a regular basis and then claims you can't take a joke.

"I didn't mean it when I said you were an airhead. Don't be offended, I was only kidding"
"I am offended, you do something passive agressive like this every day, there is no excuse for your turdettes syndrom, at least people with tourettes can't help it"

Turdettes Syndrom by Jolarsystem September 4, 2009