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turvette

Turvette's are very beautiful, loving, caring, but also very crazy at times. She loves animals especially white donkeys because they are so very rare. She also loves to read books at night. She is more of a night person than a day person. She is usually very short with a nice booty and breasts the size of watermelon but most important very beautiful. She loves spending time with family and friends and playing jokes on everyone. Turvettes are awesome.

Kid 1: "when is auntie Turvette coming to get me?"
Mom: "she is on her way"
Kid 2:"your not going with my favorite aunt to see the white donkeys, I am"
Mom:"you both can go"
Kid 1 & 2:"ok!!!"

by hauijd November 28, 2012