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Turtleneck Butt
Turtleneck Butt by This is what you get December 17, 2020
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turtly • turtle • turtle head • turtle necking • turtled • turtle shells • turtledove • turtle dick • turtle fuck • turtle time
Box turtle
Box turtle by Yurdle September 22, 2016
Turtle Neck Tension(TNT)
That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.
The following is a sequence of events
Text Conversation
Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)
(Later that night)
Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3
(Even Later)
Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"
Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"
At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).
Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!
Text Conversation
Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)
(Later that night)
Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3
(Even Later)
Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"
Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"
At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).
Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!
Turtle Neck Tension(TNT) by sanfran13 April 2, 2013
turtle on my name
Commonly misheard lyric of "dirt all on my name" from the song Attention by Charlie Puth.
Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"
Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"
turtle on my name by M'sBlUfF October 13, 2017
Turtle in the weeds
When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"
Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"
Turtle in the weeds by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020
turtle dumpkin
"Hurry up, Elroy! Brisco County Jr. is about to start!"
"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."
"Sorry, Mervin. I was pushing out a turtle dumpkin."
turtle dumpkin by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. August 12, 2017
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"