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Turtlechick
- noun
- a sycophant; (a female) who allows the (male) "head turtle" to think for her in the hopes that he will, one day, declare his love for her
- a crowd follower; mob mentality fetishist
- (a female who) mindlessly champions a cause about which they understand little to nothing, in order to please the ego-inflated male, head turtle
- a sycophant; (a female) who allows the (male) "head turtle" to think for her in the hopes that he will, one day, declare his love for her
- a crowd follower; mob mentality fetishist
- (a female who) mindlessly champions a cause about which they understand little to nothing, in order to please the ego-inflated male, head turtle
“See the turtle-male bumper sticker on Turtlechick's car? And her turtle-male t-shirt? She's completely and mindlessly devoted to this grifter. Gonna be sad when turtle-male effs her over.”
Turtlechick by Akiko9792 October 31, 2023
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