turtleship

The sad moment when your best friends with a turtle.

"Hey y'all who you think has a better turtleship me or Laquisha

by turtleship February 11, 2021

TurtleDipper

when you are taking a shit and your penis falls into the toilet water

i just had a TurtleDipper man.

by Mike Blumberg June 20, 2008

turtleshorts

the best skater to ever walk the planet

bro did u switch late flip el toro? Turtleshorts already did that

by turtleshorts June 10, 2020

turtleshell

Covering your dick with your balls.

James just showed me his turtleshell.

by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018

Turtlechick

- noun

- a sycophant; (a female) who allows the (male) "head turtle" to think for her in the hopes that he will, one day, declare his love for her

- a crowd follower; mob mentality fetishist

- (a female who) mindlessly champions a cause about which they understand little to nothing, in order to please the ego-inflated male, head turtle

“See the turtle-male bumper sticker on Turtlechick's car? And her turtle-male t-shirt? She's completely and mindlessly devoted to this grifter. Gonna be sad when turtle-male effs her over.”

by Akiko9792 October 31, 2023

Turtleshellitus

A rare birth condition where babies are born with a turtle like shell they can retract into

My daughter was born with Turtleshellitus so she retracts into her shell whenever she is scared.

by That1Seal October 1, 2025

Estranged Turkish Turtleshell

It means your hairline is built like a turtles shell pattern

“Your hairline is receding so bad you look like an Estranged Turkish Turtleshell

by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024