Urban Dictionary: Definitions by That1Seal

Turtleshellitus

A rare birth condition where babies are born with a turtle like shell they can retract into

My daughter was born with Turtleshellitus so she retracts into her shell whenever she is scared.

The act of two penis tips hitting each other so hard that it creates nuclear fission.

"Dude, why do you have radiation poising.
Me and my local femboy were caakbonking last night."

Caakbonking by That1Seal November 23, 2024

The act of munting a historical figure or celebrity without break for days.

"Sorry I can't hang out I'm fjordglimping right now."