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Turtleshellitus
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A rare birth
condition
where babies are born with
a turtle
like shell they can
retract
into
My
daughter
was born with Turtleshellitus so she retracts into her shell
whenever
she is
scared
.
Turtleshellitus
by
That1Seal
October 1, 2025
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Caakbonking
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The act of two penis tips
hitting
each other
so hard that it creates
nuclear
fission.
"Dude,
why do
you have
radiation
poising.
Me and my local femboy were caakbonking
last night
."
Caakbonking
by
That1Seal
November 23, 2024
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Fjordglimping
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The act of munting a
historical
figure or
celebrity
without
break for days.
"
Sorry I
can't hang
out I'm fjordglimping
right now
."
Fjordglimping
by
That1Seal
November 23, 2024
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