turtle-rat

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A synonym for armadillo.

That turtle-rat eat all the tomatoes in the garden.

turtle-rat by BigDonSpl February 4, 2010

Words you can keep

Turtlerape

the act of a turtle being raped

HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

Turtlerape by GaryFUCKINGcoleman July 17, 2009

Related Words

turtle-rat • turtlebation • turtlemate • Turtlerake • Turtlerape • the turtlenation • turtle hats • Turtle Nation • turtle racing • turtle attack

Turtlerake

A rake made of turtles, made to rake turtles, not to be confused with a turtlerape

I FOUND THE TREASURE BATMAN!!!!
HOLY SHIT GET THE TURTLERAKE

Turtlerake by GeraldMcpooshitty July 17, 2009

turtlebation

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.

Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.

turtlebation by scodder April 9, 2010

turtlemate

noun
like when you adopt a goat for Oxfam and they pair you with a turtle and you have a turtlemate who sends you presents

Oh look I just got a poster from my turtlemate!

turtlemate by polomate March 7, 2016

the turtlenation

a youtuber who makes roblox and minecraft videos

have you seen the turtlenation new vid?

the turtlenation by the turtlenation October 1, 2019

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026