turtle-rat

A synonym for armadillo.

That turtle-rat eat all the tomatoes in the garden.

turtle-rat by BigDonSpl February 4, 2010

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Turtlerape

the act of a turtle being raped

HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

Turtlerape by GaryFUCKINGcoleman July 17, 2009

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Turtlerake

A rake made of turtles, made to rake turtles, not to be confused with a turtlerape

I FOUND THE TREASURE BATMAN!!!!
HOLY SHIT GET THE TURTLERAKE

Turtlerake by GeraldMcpooshitty July 17, 2009

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turtlebation

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.

Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.

turtlebation by scodder April 9, 2010

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turtlemate

noun
like when you adopt a goat for Oxfam and they pair you with a turtle and you have a turtlemate who sends you presents

Oh look I just got a poster from my turtlemate!

turtlemate by polomate March 7, 2016

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the turtlenation

a youtuber who makes roblox and minecraft videos

have you seen the turtlenation new vid?

the turtlenation by the turtlenation October 1, 2019

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