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Turtlerape 

the act of a turtle being raped
HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

Turtlerake

A rake made of turtles, made to rake turtles, not to be confused with a turtlerape
I FOUND THE TREASURE BATMAN!!!!
HOLY SHIT GET THE TURTLERAKE

turtlebation 

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.
Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.
turtlebation by scodder April 9, 2010

turtlemate 

noun
like when you adopt a goat for Oxfam and they pair you with a turtle and you have a turtlemate who sends you presents
Oh look I just got a poster from my turtlemate!
turtlemate by polomate March 7, 2016

the turtlenation 

a youtuber who makes roblox and minecraft videos
have you seen the turtlenation new vid?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026