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Turtlerake

A rake made of turtles, made to rake turtles, not to be confused with a turtlerape
I FOUND THE TREASURE BATMAN!!!!
HOLY SHIT GET THE TURTLERAKE
Turtlerake by GeraldMcpooshitty July 17, 2009
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turtleface 

The nickname of the character Bizarro Quinn on the show "Sealab 2021", as given to him by Captain Murphy. Sports a pink afro, shortened arms, and has a mouth like a chicken. Tends to say the word "Bizarro!" a lot.
"Bizarro, I love you, bizarro, I love you!"
turtleface by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Turtlerape 

the act of a turtle being raped
HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

turtleurkey 

that smells like a turtleurkey
turtleurkey by muffcunt June 18, 2014

turtlurkey 

a hybrid between of a turtle and a turkey
red neck 1-hey you been huntin yet?

red neck 2-yeah,i got me a turtlurkey!
turtlurkey by jake Gyllenhaal what? October 31, 2017

turtleface 

turtleface your a chicken?
bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk, I laid an egg for you
turtleface by joe c August 27, 2004

turtlewaxer


(latin)A homosexual male
(greek a fetish)To polish a toitoise with your pecker
turtlewaxer by Stylee September 26, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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