Turtlerake

A rake made of turtles, made to rake turtles, not to be confused with a turtlerape

I FOUND THE TREASURE BATMAN!!!!
HOLY SHIT GET THE TURTLERAKE

Turtlerake by GeraldMcpooshitty July 17, 2009

turtleface 

The nickname of the character Bizarro Quinn on the show "Sealab 2021", as given to him by Captain Murphy. Sports a pink afro, shortened arms, and has a mouth like a chicken. Tends to say the word "Bizarro!" a lot.

"Bizarro, I love you, bizarro, I love you!"

turtleface by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Turtlerape 

the act of a turtle being raped

HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

Turtlerape by GaryFUCKINGcoleman July 17, 2009

turtleurkey 

a pussy fart

that smells like a turtleurkey

turtleurkey by muffcunt June 18, 2014

turtlurkey 

a hybrid between of a turtle and a turkey

red neck 1-hey you been huntin yet?

red neck 2-yeah,i got me a turtlurkey!

turtlurkey by jake Gyllenhaal what? October 31, 2017

turtleface 

turtleface your a chicken?

bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk, I laid an egg for you

turtleface by joe c August 27, 2004

turtlewaxer

(latin)A homosexual male
(greek a fetish)To polish a toitoise with your pecker

turtlewaxer by Stylee September 26, 2003