turpilton 

Fucking Cunt That I A Cunt And A Cunt And His Only FrienDs AfRe CuntS HE iS a CuNT ASs Boitch

Do you want to be turpiltons friend?
No do you think Im a Cunt?
Yes, Yes I do

turpilton by Tiny Penish Chugga May 21, 2018

Turpintine 

The stench, psychological and physical damage, and destruction that result from raising 13 kids (and counting) under dirty, creepy and abusive circumstances. It only takes one person (a close family member) to expose two weirdos for that they really are.

My partner and I wanted to buy a house in Perris, but it was covered in Turpintine. We settled for an old crack house instead.

Turpintine by The Real Canadian May 5, 2018

Turkelton

When a person has a foreskin on their head.

Dad: Nice turkelton!
Son: I'd like to think so.

Turkelton by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008