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Briggsy's Turkey Slap
To senselessly trounce a man's forehead or cheeks with one's chafed scrotum after a night out on a tranny chase. Otherwise known as a victory slap, to prove to other trannies that Briggsy has made a kill. Has also been referred to as territorial marking.
Denzil: Have you noticed all the trannies with bruised faces?
Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.
Denzil: Dirty little fucker.
Roland: Yeah. Looks like Briggsy's being dishing out some more Briggsy's Turkey Slaps.
Denzil: Dirty little fucker.
Briggsy's Turkey Slap by Jittery Codpiece September 12, 2006
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Covid Turkey Slap
Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.
While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.
While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.
My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.
Covid Turkey Slap by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020
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