Definitions by hoagly

bubble tea

Heaven in a cup. It's an asian drink consisting of tea and tapioca pearls or the likes. Extremely delicious, everyone will love them.

Person 1: What are the tapioca pearls for?
Person 2: Making bubble tea tonight. Get out a teabag, please.

bubble tea by hoagly January 17, 2011

571

Other area code for northern VA that is much less popular than the GODLY 703 area code. 703 is prefered over 571 because a 571 looks like an outcast in a region full of 703s. 571s are usually only found in cell phone numbers, but even people with cell phones attempt to not get a 571 to look different and instead get the normal looking 703.

Person 1: Here's my number 571 XXX-XXXX

Person 2: eww... 571............

571 by hoagly January 16, 2011

string cheese 

SUPER DELICIOUSNESS IN A PLASTIC WRAP!!!!!!!! YOU PEEL OFF THE UNEDIBLE AND UNINTERESTING WRAPPER THEN YOU CAN PROCEED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STICK OF CHEESE'S EXTREMELY INTERESTING STRINGY QUALITY. YOU CAN PEEL IT APART LIKE STRINGS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH AN OBJECT THAT IS BOTH FUN AND UBER DELICIOUS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 1: hey man just got back from the grocery store. here's your string cheese
Person 2: GIMME GIMME GIMMMMMMME IT NOWWWW

string cheese by hoagly January 16, 2011

canned cheese 

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

canned cheese by hoagly January 16, 2011

vinegary 

If something tastes like it is too sour, you can say that it is "vinegary" meaning it has a taste that reminds you of vinegar.

Person 1: Try my salad
Person 2: It's too vinegary....

vinegary by hoagly January 16, 2011

single rainbow 

Just like a double rainbow, only with half the rainbow, half the tears, and half the intense orgasm. Also known as a "rainbow". When people see a single rainbow, they don't start crying or singing, but instead go "hey look a rainbow" and then continue on with their lives.

Person 1: single rainbow all the way, across the sky... YEAAH-
Person 2: It doesn't work like that...

single rainbow by hoagly January 16, 2011

stupid asian 

Clearly an oxymoron, as no such thing may exist. The day one exists is the day the universe will explode from sheer confusion.

Person 1: LOL this asian guy in my math class couldn't answer this easy calculus problem! Stupid asian!

The world explodes.

stupid asian by hoagly January 16, 2011