hoagly's definitions

571

Other area code for northern VA that is much less popular than the GODLY 703 area code. 703 is prefered over 571 because a 571 looks like an outcast in a region full of 703s. 571s are usually only found in cell phone numbers, but even people with cell phones attempt to not get a 571 to look different and instead get the normal looking 703.

Person 1: Here's my number 571 XXX-XXXX

Person 2: eww... 571............

by hoagly January 16, 2011

string cheese

SUPER DELICIOUSNESS IN A PLASTIC WRAP!!!!!!!! YOU PEEL OFF THE UNEDIBLE AND UNINTERESTING WRAPPER THEN YOU CAN PROCEED TO HAVE FUN WITH THE STICK OF CHEESE'S EXTREMELY INTERESTING STRINGY QUALITY. YOU CAN PEEL IT APART LIKE STRINGS! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!? HOW DO THEY MAKE SUCH AN OBJECT THAT IS BOTH FUN AND UBER DELICIOUS???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 1: hey man just got back from the grocery store. here's your string cheese
Person 2: GIMME GIMME GIMMMMMMME IT NOWWWW

by hoagly January 16, 2011

canned cheese

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

vinegary

If something tastes like it is too sour, you can say that it is "vinegary" meaning it has a taste that reminds you of vinegar.

Person 1: Try my salad
Person 2: It's too vinegary....

by hoagly January 16, 2011

single rainbow

Just like a double rainbow, only with half the rainbow, half the tears, and half the intense orgasm. Also known as a "rainbow". When people see a single rainbow, they don't start crying or singing, but instead go "hey look a rainbow" and then continue on with their lives.

Person 1: single rainbow all the way, across the sky... YEAAH-
Person 2: It doesn't work like that...

by hoagly January 16, 2011

stupid asian

Clearly an oxymoron, as no such thing may exist. The day one exists is the day the universe will explode from sheer confusion.

Person 1: LOL this asian guy in my math class couldn't answer this easy calculus problem! Stupid asian!

The world explodes.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

candy bars

Sugar filled snacks that taste sooo good. Open the wrapper, take a bite, you're in heaven.

Ohh some snickers candy bars. (eats) YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

by hoagly January 16, 2011