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a exotic turtle with a twig sprouting from its head; only found in the vagina
"Wow, my turtwig is popping out right now."
Teacher: Excuse me Johnny stop talking
Johnny: Why dont you just take your turtwig out of your vagg
turtwig by Olichel July 23, 2007
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Fucking Turtwig 

Some who is a pain in the ass and enjoys to cause trouble and is constantly stupid

(has no relevance to the pokemon )
"omg john stop being such a fucking turtwig.

"no don't eat the grass outside omg you fucking turtwig"

"RAZOR LEAF THAT ALONE YOU FUCKING TURTWIG"
Fucking Turtwig by BenWhovian November 9, 2022

turdwiggler 

a absolutly horrible person, the gayest of the gay, a faggot, someone who packs fudge, or inserts a penis into another mans anus, "wiggling" the turds
wow what a turdwiggler
turdwiggler by farter54 March 15, 2011

turtwigz 

a misspelling of the word turtwigs, the pokemon, that accommodates the "Mudkipz" phenomenon.
stickmliveprsn: Hai evry1
exmpljoiner1: so i herd u liek mudkipz?!
stickmliveprsn:SO AI HERD U LIEK TURTWIGZ?!?!
exmpljoiner1:...touché =|
turtwigz by TYLUHtrill June 19, 2008

Turtwiging 

To fill one's mouth with dirt and shove your penis inside of their mouth. It is also optional to ask "How d'you like my sapling?" though more commonly used for smaller men.
The name is from the grass type Pokemon turtwig.
The trio is now complete:
Charizarding
Squirtling
Turtwiging
Person 1: DUDE!!!! I was Turtwiging some random chick last night...
Person 2: WTF, why?!?!
Person 1: It feels good bro
Turtwiging by turtwig is love September 12, 2019
A slightly less offensive way to call someone a shithead.
Dave: Aaron is such a shithead!
Steve: There are children here, don’t say that.
Dave: Oh, sorry, Aaron is such a turdwig.
turdwig by Waldorf64 November 23, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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