turtwig 

An grass type pokemon based in turtlesand twigs, he evolves in grotle

Turtwig, use razor leaf!
My turtwig can't use absorb.

turtwig by Hayarotle March 14, 2009

turtwig 

a exotic turtle with a twig sprouting from its head; only found in the vagina

"Wow, my turtwig is popping out right now."
Teacher: Excuse me Johnny stop talking
Johnny: Why dont you just take your turtwig out of your vagg

turtwig by Olichel July 23, 2007

Fucking Turtwig 

Some who is a pain in the ass and enjoys to cause trouble and is constantly stupid

(has no relevance to the pokemon )

"omg john stop being such a fucking turtwig.

"no don't eat the grass outside omg you fucking turtwig"

"RAZOR LEAF THAT ALONE YOU FUCKING TURTWIG"

Fucking Turtwig by BenWhovian November 9, 2022

turdwiggler 

a absolutly horrible person, the gayest of the gay, a faggot, someone who packs fudge, or inserts a penis into another mans anus, "wiggling" the turds

wow what a turdwiggler

turdwiggler by farter54 March 15, 2011

turtwigz 

a misspelling of the word turtwigs, the pokemon, that accommodates the "Mudkipz" phenomenon.

stickmliveprsn: Hai evry1
exmpljoiner1: so i herd u liek mudkipz?!
stickmliveprsn:SO AI HERD U LIEK TURTWIGZ?!?!
exmpljoiner1:...touché =|

turtwigz by TYLUHtrill June 19, 2008

Turtwiging 

To fill one's mouth with dirt and shove your penis inside of their mouth. It is also optional to ask "How d'you like my sapling?" though more commonly used for smaller men.
The name is from the grass type Pokemon turtwig.
The trio is now complete:
Charizarding
Squirtling
Turtwiging

Person 1: DUDE!!!! I was Turtwiging some random chick last night...
Person 2: WTF, why?!?!
Person 1: It feels good bro

Turtwiging by turtwig is love September 12, 2019

turdwig

A slightly less offensive way to call someone a shithead.

Dave: Aaron is such a shithead!
Steve: There are children here, don’t say that.
Dave: Oh, sorry, Aaron is such a turdwig.

turdwig by Waldorf64 November 23, 2017