turdwilliger

turdwilliger (terd will igg er) noun: 1. A male who annoys you or your company 2. your physical education teacher

origin: Fairborn, Ohio USA

Stop poking my eye with your penis, you turdwilliger!

If we have to run a mile in gym today, I'm going to totally drop Turdwilliger's class.

by SlitherySylvie March 8, 2018

Bob Terwilliger

The full name of the character "Side show Bob" on the cartoon series, "The Simpsons".

(If you rearrange Terwilliger, it becomes "i will regret")

Bob Terwilliger was responsible for: flooding Springfield, framing Krusty the Clown for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, attempted murder of Marge's sister, rigging a mayoral election, kid napping the entire Simpson family, and attempting to murder Bart Simpson multiple times.

by DubbleDee June 17, 2009

Spiegal Turwilliger

After climax from performing extensive anal intercourse, but immediately after lighting a Doral 100, while felching your own ejaculate from the recieving parties rectum, depositing smoke inside aforementioned rectal cavity. Only valid if Doral 100's are available.

"Finding that old carton of Doral 100's in grandmas freezer was fortuitous, I was just thinking how great it would be if I could Spiegal Turwilliger with you tonight."

by MoabFrican February 16, 2024