turdwilliger (terd will igg er) noun: 1. A male who annoys you or your company 2. your physical education teacher

origin: Fairborn, Ohio USA
Stop poking my eye with your penis, you turdwilliger!

If we have to run a mile in gym today, I'm going to totally drop Turdwilliger's class.
by SlitherySylvie March 8, 2018
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