turdwilliger

turdwilliger (terd will igg er) noun: 1. A male who annoys you or your company 2. your physical education teacher

origin: Fairborn, Ohio USA

Stop poking my eye with your penis, you turdwilliger!

If we have to run a mile in gym today, I'm going to totally drop Turdwilliger's class.

turdwilliger by SlitherySylvie March 8, 2018

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Bob Terwilliger

The full name of the character "Side show Bob" on the cartoon series, "The Simpsons".

(If you rearrange Terwilliger, it becomes "i will regret")

Bob Terwilliger was responsible for: flooding Springfield, framing Krusty the Clown for robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, attempted murder of Marge's sister, rigging a mayoral election, kid napping the entire Simpson family, and attempting to murder Bart Simpson multiple times.

Bob Terwilliger by DubbleDee June 17, 2009

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Spiegal Turwilliger

After climax from performing extensive anal intercourse, but immediately after lighting a Doral 100, while felching your own ejaculate from the recieving parties rectum, depositing smoke inside aforementioned rectal cavity. Only valid if Doral 100's are available.

"Finding that old carton of Doral 100's in grandmas freezer was fortuitous, I was just thinking how great it would be if I could Spiegal Turwilliger with you tonight."

Spiegal Turwilliger by MoabFrican February 16, 2024

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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