Turdwagon 

A wagon used for the transportation of turds

OR

A container/device used for the containment/transportation of second rate goods/materials

Did you see that turdwagon? It was carrying some pretty second rate materials

Turdwagon by ThePainfulPanda November 26, 2011

Tardwagon 

n.

1. The short bus which carries mentally handicapped individuals to school.

"It's bad enough that I'm already late to class, but now I'm stuck behind the tardwagon."

Tardwagon by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005

turkagony 

agony for turkeys

I am in turkagony after that game

turkagony by pseudonym4470 December 29, 2022

Turdwonker 

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.

Last night I had a huge turdwonker.

Turdwonker by HandRat July 2, 2021

turdaroni and cheese 

Noun.

used to describe a bowl (or plate) of macaroni and cheese that is being consumed in the presence of a huge turd.
Often, the turd will try to deny all allegations in attempt to refute turdaroni-and-cheese claims, but you'll know.

Mickey: "I'm sooo hungry!"

Cindy: "Didn't you just have mac and cheese for lunch?"

Mickey: "Yeah but I was with Dylan, so it turned out to be just another disappointing bowl of turdaroni and cheese."

turdaroni and cheese by penguinpleazer69 January 8, 2012

tardwagon 

Insult, much like fuckwagon, except it implies that the insulted is more of a retard than a fucker.

"Friggin' tardwagon."
"DAEE DUUUURRR DEEEEH!"

tardwagon by The Paul April 6, 2005

turdbegone

Turdbegone= the secret ingredient in all Chinese food

Dont eat at that Chinese restaurant, the use an excessive amount of turdbegone in their recipes. You will on the toilet within 30 minutes

turdbegone by 4th-axis June 25, 2009