turdrig

a female that looks as though she has been laying face down in a ditch for weeks

hey heichy you see that turdrig in section 104 last night....she was brutal

by desy and scheichy January 6, 2007

Turdrific

Another way of saying that someone or something is "the shit".

Man, Al Gore is turdrific! He's really the shit!

by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

turdwiggler

a absolutly horrible person, the gayest of the gay, a faggot, someone who packs fudge, or inserts a penis into another mans anus, "wiggling" the turds

wow what a turdwiggler

by farter54 March 15, 2011

Turddigger

The ultimate in fudgepackers, turdwigglers, and even ass bandits, usually the giver.
Garrison, when he was with Mister Slave, from southpark, is a great example of this.

That guy is SUCH a turddigger! he's so gay!

by De Lumpdumper December 21, 2017

turrigiano

Fucking insane people.

who the fuck are those? Omg those are the fucking turrigianos RUN!

by Annalisa10306 July 26, 2017

turdwig

A slightly less offensive way to call someone a shithead.

Dave: Aaron is such a shithead!
Steve: There are children here, don’t say that.
Dave: Oh, sorry, Aaron is such a turdwig.

by Waldorf64 November 23, 2017

Turdrippinz

When you take a fat Duce that feels like you’re shitting barbed wire

I’ve been having some gnarly turdrippinz lately. Really tore up my asshole

by @Greasy.Butthole December 31, 2020