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a female that looks as though she has been laying face down in a ditch for weeks
hey heichy you see that turdrig in section 104 last night....she was brutal
turdrig by desy and scheichy January 6, 2007
Words you can keep

Turdrific 

Another way of saying that someone or something is "the shit".
Man, Al Gore is turdrific! He's really the shit!
Turdrific by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

turdwiggler 

a absolutly horrible person, the gayest of the gay, a faggot, someone who packs fudge, or inserts a penis into another mans anus, "wiggling" the turds
wow what a turdwiggler
turdwiggler by farter54 March 15, 2011

Turddigger 

The ultimate in fudgepackers, turdwigglers, and even ass bandits, usually the giver.
Garrison, when he was with Mister Slave, from southpark, is a great example of this.
That guy is SUCH a turddigger! he's so gay!
Turddigger by De Lumpdumper December 21, 2017

turrigiano 

Fucking insane people.
who the fuck are those? Omg those are the fucking turrigianos RUN!
turrigiano by Annalisa10306 July 26, 2017
A slightly less offensive way to call someone a shithead.
Dave: Aaron is such a shithead!
Steve: There are children here, don’t say that.
Dave: Oh, sorry, Aaron is such a turdwig.
turdwig by Waldorf64 November 23, 2017

Turdrippinz 

When you take a fat Duce that feels like you’re shitting barbed wire
I’ve been having some gnarly turdrippinz lately. Really tore up my asshole
Turdrippinz by @Greasy.Butthole December 31, 2020
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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