turdfly 

A turdfly is someone who is considered stupid or acts stupid at times,a non-offensive word.

Also a fly who eats turds(so any fly really)

Your such a turdfly!!!Turdfly!!!

Ewwwww, there is a turdfly on my food!!!

turdfly by spunky April 4, 2005

Turd Fly 

(noun) Like the name suggests, turd fly refers to the flies that sit on feces. It's used to describe any person who is nasty, acts annoying, or is just a jerk in general.

Did you see that turd fly pull out in front of me?

Turd Fly by Star M January 8, 2009

Turdlyburp 

A burp that smells like a turd.

"Whoa dude did you eat shit? Go to the doctor or something, that was a gnarly turdlyburp."

Turdlyburp by hamburglar9000 March 29, 2017

turdly

Turdly- adverb To act like a turd.

Newb's dance was very turdly.

turdly by turd smuggler April 11, 2008

turdfluffer 

an oral stimulater of the anus in preparation for defecation and/or insemination

also, someone who feels the need to twicebake his/her poop

Girl 1: I just applied for a position as a turdfluffer for this scat porno where I'll be prepping guys for their big money shots.

Girl 2: I'm so jealous.

turdfluffer by lustrator May 12, 2010

turdly bird

Someone whose sluggish behavior impedes on an activity.

We would have gotten here at 7:00, but Amanda was being a turdly bird.

turdly bird by TurdlyProfessor June 18, 2024

Turdly Murdly 

One of Alex’s favorite people.

Alex just called me a Turdly Murdly. I must mean a lot to him.

Turdly Murdly by Chickennooodlesoop September 11, 2025