turd slide 

Slang term used when jokingly referring to the rectum.

I have to give my feces a ride on the turd slide.

turd slide by Stephen McDonnell July 16, 2008

Turd Slide 

An alternate name for a sewer.

After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”

The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.

Turd Slide by BigGuysWife November 13, 2018

Turdslide 

The path of a large, densely packed, unwieldy turd as it slides down the side of a toilet bowl, often resulting in a stubborn, hard-to-clean streak/smear that won't disappear with the waters of a standard flush.

Call in the reinforcements, there's been a major turdslide in here.

Turdslide by Charlie77 January 9, 2013

turdslice

Jim Wilke, or any other IRL fan who is too dumb to even classify as a full turd. The word "turdslice" is used to describe an extremely dumb motherfucker without insulting the class of dumbfucks and dipshits.

Jim, stop being a turdslice and admit that the IRL is gay!

turdslice by Anonymous September 26, 2003