turd slide

Slang term used when jokingly referring to the rectum.

I have to give my feces a ride on the turd slide.

by Stephen McDonnell February 10, 2006

Turd Slide

An alternate name for a sewer.

After installing the new sewer, Tommy the Plumber took a step back and said, “Does that new turd slide look good to you?”

The plumber just fixed the turd slide, it’s safe to flush again.

by BigGuysWife November 14, 2018