turd buncher 

One who bunches turds, generally used to evoke feelings of insultation.

"The Poopsmith is a turd buncher."

turd buncher by Rupert Gehmlich March 14, 2006

butcher's turd 

A standard of unimaginable richness, originally used to complement a host's cooking at polite dinner parties. Latterly - and frankly much more amusingly - used to indicate extreme hypocrisy in the actions of public figures.

"Mrs Bennet, I do declare, your devilled kidneys really are as rich as a butcher's turd" - Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'. "Straight from invading Iraq and Afganistan, Tony Blair has laid a fresh butcher's turd by accepting the role of Middle East Peace Envoy" - Jon Snow, Channel 4 News.

butcher's turd by TheBigg6 August 31, 2010

turdpuncher

A man, whose sexual preferences lean toward the male population. Who also enjoys taking part in anal sexual intercourse. Wherein his penis will inevitably make contact with excrement inside the colon. His enthusiastic thrusting creates a "punching" motion causing the excrement to become packed tightly inside the recipient. Causing great discomfort.

"Mark is such a turdpuncher!"

turdpuncher by TwerkedOutBrindlemeyer May 9, 2008

turdmuncher 

Somebody who munches turds

Kelly: hey sue, what are you doing tonight?
Sue: Not much kelly, how bout you?
Kelly: Thought I might watch a movie and munch some turds. Wanna come over?
Sue: Sounds great kel, I love munching turds!

turdmuncher by Dave September 19, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022