turboce

A purple cucmber like item of munch.It contains yellow seeds and majical sprinkles of fairy dust. People high on large quantitys of hullucinagins tend to ask for this at the super market...

''MR A, MR A... Im too wrecked to go to the shops will u buy me; 1 litre of water in a bowel to drink like a dog, oranges, a tinned surprise and turboce...''

turboce by Snortez March 31, 2007

Turbotext 

Using TurboTax's six digit text confirmation to spam the shit out of people that annoy you.

It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.

Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"

Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"

Turbotext by GetSizzled February 7, 2017

Roman Turbocharger 

1. When two people 69 underneath bed sheets, ideally white ones that resemble a traditional Roman toga, while each one holds a can of Red Bull or similar energy drink in one hand and slams it.

Friend #1: How did your night go with your new lady-friend Tanya, (or if talking to a woman, your new guy-friend Steve)?

Me: Wowwwww, Tanya/Steve and I Roman Turbocharged last night under the sheets, it was sooooo intense!

Friend #1: Please tell me more about this Roman Turbocharger you speak of!

Me: Basically, we got under the sheets, 69'ed, and slammed Red Bull!

Friend #1: Wow, sounds awesome, I will definitely be trying that next time I'm with my GF/BF!!

Roman Turbocharger by Bill Sportz February 14, 2013

turbocunt 

Someone who exceeds the regular word 'cunt'. the person is so lame, so stupid, and so retarded that the word cunt cant be used to describe the individuals characteristics and actions.

Guy #1: Dude, you see that girl?
Guy #2: Yeah, shes a cunt!
Guy #1: no way dude, that girl is a turbocunt.
Guy #2: Dude, i never knew there was such a word!!

turbocunt by Emoney9807 April 21, 2009

turbonegro 

1) Turbonegro is an awesome band from Norway which tries to combine the best of heavy metal, rock and punk music into a non-politically-correct version of punk, and does.
2) A turbonegro is a large, well-equipped, armed black male in a fast car, out for vengeance. Turbonegro the band refers to themselves as his prophet.

1) Turbonegro is a awesome band from Norway.
2) That Turbonegro looks like he is going to kill someone.

turbonegro by Useff June 6, 2005

turbosexaphonic 

something insanely sexy beautiful and awesome - also rare.

Guy: You're a turbosexaphonic
Girl: a whaaa?
Guy: something insanely sexy beautiful and awesome also rare.

turbosexaphonic by Faceless Intent April 16, 2010

Turbocrutch 

The act of using crutches at lightning fast speed. Most likely used when you have a broken leg or ankle and you need crutches, and people are yelling at you to hurry up.

Guy 1: "Dude! Hurry up, I need to get to class and your crutching too slow!"

Guy 2: "Hey, I'm going as fast as I can!"

Guy 3: "Come on, man, Turbocrutch!!"

Turbocrutch by Volleyball Blaiser September 30, 2011