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Sir Tugalot 

A reference to a male individual that is a well known chronic and habitual wanker. Constantly tugging and fapping to the point of obsession.
Carl: Hey Joe. What's with your roommate? Why does he always come in and go straight to his room?
Joe: Dude's Sir Tugalot. Won't see him all night.
Carl: Nice. What a wanker.
Sir Tugalot by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
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Mr Tugalot 

Someone who constantly stimulates oneself and likes to brag about it. A mr tugalot can be recognized if they do any of the following:

1. Spend most of their time discussing their porn habits. The type they watch, what they don't watch, how often, where they watch it etc...

2. Anything and everything is wank material to them. They may keep a photo album of mug shots of their friends to use later on.

e.g. A Wank Bank

3. They are extremely shocked to learn that not all of their 'friends' spend their nights tucked inside their rooms with the lights off, their headphones in and a box of Kleenex by their sides.
Frank: You fucking weeaboo scum
Georgia: Shut up Mr Tugalot
Mr Tugalot by Tugg Alott July 16, 2015

Mr Tugalot 

Someone who constantly feels the need to discuss how much they wank. A Mr Tugalot can be identified thorough repeated behavior of the following:

1. Always bringing any conversation to porn. They feel the need to tell people where they watch it, what their favourite type is, how often they watch it etc

2. Constantly making masturbation jokes. Most of the time these don't even make sense. It is also common that their name may rhyme with the word wank

3. Is normally surprised to find out that most of their friends do not spend their evenings with their bedroom doors locked, their earphones in and a box of Kleenex beside them.
Frank: You fucking weeaboo scum
Georgia: Shut the fuck up Mr Tugalot
Mr Tugalot by Tugg Alott July 24, 2015

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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