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Sir Tugalot 

A reference to a male individual that is a well known chronic and habitual wanker. Constantly tugging and fapping to the point of obsession.
Carl: Hey Joe. What's with your roommate? Why does he always come in and go straight to his room?
Joe: Dude's Sir Tugalot. Won't see him all night.
Carl: Nice. What a wanker.
Sir Tugalot by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
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Mr Tugalot 

Someone who constantly stimulates oneself and likes to brag about it. A mr tugalot can be recognized if they do any of the following:

1. Spend most of their time discussing their porn habits. The type they watch, what they don't watch, how often, where they watch it etc...

2. Anything and everything is wank material to them. They may keep a photo album of mug shots of their friends to use later on.

e.g. A Wank Bank

3. They are extremely shocked to learn that not all of their 'friends' spend their nights tucked inside their rooms with the lights off, their headphones in and a box of Kleenex by their sides.
Frank: You fucking weeaboo scum
Georgia: Shut up Mr Tugalot
Mr Tugalot by Tugg Alott July 16, 2015

Mr Tugalot 

Someone who constantly feels the need to discuss how much they wank. A Mr Tugalot can be identified thorough repeated behavior of the following:

1. Always bringing any conversation to porn. They feel the need to tell people where they watch it, what their favourite type is, how often they watch it etc

2. Constantly making masturbation jokes. Most of the time these don't even make sense. It is also common that their name may rhyme with the word wank

3. Is normally surprised to find out that most of their friends do not spend their evenings with their bedroom doors locked, their earphones in and a box of Kleenex beside them.
Frank: You fucking weeaboo scum
Georgia: Shut the fuck up Mr Tugalot
Mr Tugalot by Tugg Alott July 24, 2015
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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