Someone who constantly feels the need to discuss how much they
wank. A Mr Tugalot can be identified thorough repeated behavior of the following:
1. Always bringing any conversation to porn. They feel the need to tell
people where they watch it, what their favourite type is, how often they watch it etc
2. Constantly making masturbation jokes. Most of the
time these don't even make sense. It is also common that their name may rhyme with the word
wank3. Is normally surprised to find out that most of their friends do not spend their evenings with their bedroom doors locked, their earphones in and a
box of Kleenex beside them.