tunce

1. A person who likes to get laid and makes girls scream sexually then tries to touch there vagina by sticking there hand up there.
2. To sperm in a girls mouth and then rub her tits and lick her vagina.
3. To shove a hand up an asshole and wiggle it around while the other hand rubs the vagina slowly.

Dude 1:I'm a tunce and I don't want to be anything else

2. Dude 2: I tunce girls all the time especially the principal

3.Dude 3: Go tunce your mum

by Yo AssholeKdick May 5, 2014

Tunnel Rats

U.S. military personnel whose job is to crawl through enemy tunnels in search of the Viet Congs.

The tunnel rats were American and Australian infantry soldiers whose task was to carry out underground search and destroy missions during the Vietnam War. The Viet Cong guerrillas had built a complex system of tunnels in which they hid themselves and their weapons when they were under attacks. They were extremely dangerous, with numerous booby traps and enemies lying in wait.

by Dancing with Fire June 30, 2011

tuney

Tuney is an adjective for a song that is a bop, meaning it is nice to listen to and brings joy to your ears

“Wow dude that Shawn Mendes song is so tuney”
“Five seconds of summer has such tuney music”

by mdog70 August 27, 2019

Tunnel vision

the loss of peripheral sight, which makes it look like one’s vision is restricted to a narrow tube. It represents an individual focusing solely on one goal and suggests purposeful ignorance of evidence contradicting their pursuit of the goal.

My mama told me: "Boy, make a decision!"
Right now I gotta keep a tunnel vision
-Kodak

by Elite Dictionary March 16, 2017

tuncle

An uncle who also happens to be an absolute tard. Mike Carlson happens to have two of these since he is in tard fam and "looks up" to York and Norman "Nick" as uncles. These types of uncles will also think they are very responsible and idols but in reality their nephews and nieces want to stay as far away from them as possible especially since most of the time, these types of uncles have had a questionable past. If anything, someone needs to be assigned to take care of this tard uncle since he isn't capable of taking care of himself and for sure not others.

Don't ever leave Brittany with tuncle because Mike Carlson has made it clear that his sister does not need to be anywhere around her weird uncle and he's told her to always call him to come pick her up if she's stuck with tuncle.

by TurnM3Up July 27, 2020

tunnel brother

A guy who has banged the same girl you have

Oh, you banged Sally? You know that you and Kyle are tunnel brothers now, right?

by caveman pleasures September 2, 2013

turn on, tune in, drop out

A term coined by Timothy Leary to describe the psychedelic experience. Leary explains it in his book Flashbacks as such

“Turn on’ meant go within to activate your neural and genetic equipment. Become sensitive to the many and various levels of consciousness and the specific triggers that engage them. Drugs were one way to accomplish this end. ‘Tune in’ meant interact harmoniously with the world around you – externalize, materialize, express your new internal perspectives. Drop out suggested an elective, selective, graceful process of detachment from involuntary or unconscious commitments. ‘Drop Out’ meant self-reliance, a discovery of one’s singularity, a commitment to mobility, choice, and change. Unhappily my explanations of this sequence of personal development were often misinterpreted to mean ‘Get stoned and abandon all constructive activity.”

"Like every great religion of the past we seek to find the divinity within and to express this revelation in a life of glorification and the worship of God. These ancient goals we define in the metaphor of the present — turn on, tune in, drop out." - Timothy Leary

by inner eye April 9, 2011