One bad son’bitch. He got more game than Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos got money. He seen more ass then Sam’s After Dark and hospice workers combined. He can pick up on your girl faster than Ali jabs after the famous Ali Shuffle. He has a smile whiter than Privilege in America. Johnny Sins once left a club so his girlfriend wouldn’t see him. He’s so funny Dave Chappelle’s wife is cheezin just reading this. He was once voted, “most likely to die from the phrase - You’re Not Down Foo.” He’s so liked by people that he went over to your house for thanksgiving and YOUR GRANDMA served Him first. Truth be told he not even that good lookin , it’s just his big ass veiny burrito.( tumat = short for too much matthew) Fun fact: If there was a way to learn something the hard way -he could teach it. Except his dance moves. Those cannot be taught because his body has gone through ultra instinct, but for dancing. Beware of the pelvic thrusts, once they are in motion there isn't a jedi that could stop his force. Elvis Crespo was thinking of his dance moves when he wrote the song "suavemente". There will be no other like this man for many lifetimes, so if you come into contact with him say whatsup, give him a hug, and be like a tribe called quest and ask to kick it.
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