tumat 

One bad son’bitch. He got more game than Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos got money. He seen more ass then Sam’s After Dark and hospice workers combined. He can pick up on your girl faster than Ali jabs after the famous Ali Shuffle. He has a smile whiter than Privilege in America. Johnny Sins once left a club so his girlfriend wouldn’t see him. He’s so funny Dave Chappelle’s wife is cheezin just reading this. He was once voted, “most likely to die from the phrase - You’re Not Down Foo.” He’s so liked by people that he went over to your house for thanksgiving and YOUR GRANDMA served Him first. Truth be told he not even that good lookin , it’s just his big ass veiny burrito.( tumat = short for too much matthew) Fun fact: If there was a way to learn something the hard way -he could teach it. Except his dance moves. Those cannot be taught because his body has gone through ultra instinct, but for dancing. Beware of the pelvic thrusts, once they are in motion there isn't a jedi that could stop his force. Elvis Crespo was thinking of his dance moves when he wrote the song "suavemente". There will be no other like this man for many lifetimes, so if you come into contact with him say whatsup, give him a hug, and be like a tribe called quest and ask to kick it.

*calls girlfriend- Hey baby do you know Tumat? ... Baby? .. Hel-*click*

tumat by tumathious November 22, 2021

tomato can 

In fighting sports, a tomato can is a fighter with low skills who is brought in to pad the record of more promising fighters and give them more ring experience. They are expected to lose. Most professional boxers of any note have dozens of wins in their early careers over tomato cans. The name is believed to come from the fact that tomato cans "leak" red fluid (blood) like a can of tomato sauce.

Bobby "the Fist" Punchalot looks pretty tough, but he's just a tomato can.

tomato can by B@lth@z@r June 17, 2017

chinese tomatoes 

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Tomato Haste

The annual act of prematurely harvesting the first crop of homegrown tomatoes, on account of impatience with the long summer growing season.

Once again, Cookie's tomato haste resulted in an unsatisfying Caprese salad.

Tomato Haste by triggerboston August 3, 2012

WTF Tomato 

Similar to ROFL-Waffle. Just another silly and pointless internet term.

WTF Tomato, my boss is a jerk today.

WTF Tomato by bigballofyarn February 11, 2009

TUBATU 

TUBATU is a short form used by fans of TOMORROW X TOGETHER, MOA. TUBATU is often used by MOAs and is also a lyric of a song by the K-POP boy group themselves.

''Hey, Ari. TUBATU looked great at today's concert!''
''TUBATU, we love you.''

TUBATU by baray133 July 9, 2022

Tomato town 

The town of one of the most horrific massacres to have ever taken place in US history. The town was relatively small, everyone knew each other, and the town had a close knit community and was generally welcoming. On the day of the tragedy, it started off like no other. People were heading to work, children to school, the regular cycle of everyday life. At approximately 11 AM, the electrical supply went out and the entire town went into a blackout. Nobody knew exactly what was happening, and some suggested that there was some sort of problem in the electrical grid, but little did anyone know what was to come next. The power supply had been blown out by an unidentifiable figure. Shortly after at 11:15, 3 explosions went off in the town center. The people began to panic and scattered in a frenzy as shortly after, gunfire would start to ring out throughout the crowd. Another explosion went off, this time larger than the previous 3. However, everything ended as soon as it started. In only a matter of 20 minutes, 10 people in total were killed, and 45 others were lightly or critically injured, many of which who would succumb to their wounds shortly after. The perpetrator disappeared rather quickly, as a nationwide manhunt was issued for the man responsible. Not that long later, the perpetrator known as “fortnite kid” was brought into custody and sent to stand before the jury, and was given the death penalty by lethal injection.

Oh my god, I just heard that there was an attack on tomato town! Some sources are saying the town was almost entirely wiped out!

Tomato town by Japnut March 14, 2021