tucky ducky 

someone stupid and weird and very stupid

tucky ducky sucks

tucky ducky by ryan baringer January 18, 2017

tuck the duck 

Tuck The Duck is a usually gay male that has a weird hatred for christmas music because his dad went to go get milk and never came back. Tuck The Duck likes to steal it usually likes to steal objects like men's right to be straight, shoes, underwear and used condoms he does'nt have many friends or rights.

Yo Tuck The Duck Whats Up Homie

tuck the duck by GioTheRoofBuilder August 19, 2020

tuck your duck 

Watch your girl, put her under your wing, I’m gonna steal yo bitch

Hey buddy tuck your duck!
Guy: huh?
You: I’ma steal yo bitch if you don’t keep watching her

tuck your duck by Bocephus July 28, 2021

Tuck and Duck It 

It is when you tuck your penis in between your legs and then duck tape it there to look as if you don't have a penis.

Sorry aaron, but i tuck and duck it...

Tuck and Duck It by NOPE-YEP-NOPE! November 2, 2008

Tuck and Duck 

The tuck and duck is when you hear gunshots and dive to the ground in fear for your life. While diving you tuck your penis between your legs and cry till help arrives.

Shots fired!!!
La'ron: why did you pull a tuck and duck
Buffey: because I'm scared like a sissy girl. Please console me and tell me it's gonna be ok.

Tuck and Duck by [e-mail] September 1, 2014

Tuck and duck 

When you have to tuck your hard on in your pants and run out

Bro, my mom almost walked in on me and i had to tuck and duck.

Tuck and duck by DoodleArtz April 19, 2019

duck tuck

when you get a boner in public and the only thing you can do with it is push it upwards and hope your waistband/belt can minimize the tent you are pitching. not sure where the duck part comes in, only scholars maintain the translation.

i was playing basketball and got one of those random boners. i had to duck tuck that thing before everyone could see it.

duck tuck by rappatap November 26, 2007