tuboyne 

noun - an extremely nerdy, usually immature, teachers pet who obsesses over teachers and takes nerd to a whole new level of being highly resistable.

Cathrine Wilson is the biggest tuboyne I know!

tuboyne by Can Not March 16, 2005

Tubonercumlosis 

A fictional disease that can only infect those with male genitalia where the one infected's dick turns blue and begins to rot, and he cannot cum. He also begins to cough and his dick begins to sweat. It is usually fatal.

Eden: "Can we go fishing?"
Arthur: "I can't, I went to the doctor and got diagnosed with Tubonercumlosis"

Tubonercumlosis by MugManNumber932 March 10, 2021

tuboneaphone

The would describing a very cringey brass section in which the leader is very gay and good with memes

Ultrafaget: Wow look at that band , they suck.
Yurgaymom: Yeah, they have one large tuboneaphone!

tuboneaphone by LebranGayms May 17, 2018