tuboyne 

noun - an extremely nerdy, usually immature, teachers pet who obsesses over teachers and takes nerd to a whole new level of being highly resistable.

Cathrine Wilson is the biggest tuboyne I know!

tuboyne by Can Not March 16, 2005

Tubonercumlosis 

A fictional disease that can only infect those with male genitalia where the one infected's dick turns blue and begins to rot, and he cannot cum. He also begins to cough and his dick begins to sweat. It is usually fatal.

Eden: "Can we go fishing?"
Arthur: "I can't, I went to the doctor and got diagnosed with Tubonercumlosis"

Tubonercumlosis by MugManNumber932 March 10, 2021

tuboneaphone

The would describing a very cringey brass section in which the leader is very gay and good with memes

Ultrafaget: Wow look at that band , they suck.
Yurgaymom: Yeah, they have one large tuboneaphone!

tuboneaphone by LebranGayms May 17, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008