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tsumommy 

A mother's fierce verbal anger caused by the disrespect of her children, usually in the form of back-talk, eye rolling, or ignoring. It results in the stunned disbursement of every person within earshot of the event, and leaves the mother alone at the epicenter.
When Billy spoke back to his mother again that morning, it was the last straw, unleashing a tsumommy that sent all family members silently rushing throughout the house to prepare for their guests' arrival.
tsumommy by Dawning January 4, 2014
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tsumammy 

A tsumammy happens as a result of an over exuberant mother splashing in a frantic fashion causing waves in the pool near her children.
The mother was jumping around the pool in such a manner it created a huge #tsumammy towards her children
tsumammy by StrabaneMan April 30, 2019
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The lightning-fast dinner eating completed by a mother that has limited time before a child will need assistance. It is particularly noteworthy when the youngest child is 10 years of age or older and there is no need to complete a plateful of food before her eating companions have placed napkins in their laps. The mom's plate is full of food one minute and completely eviscerated the next.
Son: "Why is Mom already clearing her plate when I just poured my first glass of milk?"

Dad: "Tsumommi!!!"
Tsumommi by T-Browser July 19, 2012
when ones significant others mother tries to change everything in ones life
my wife's mom came to visit and rearranged all my furniture and wont stop telling me what to do. I've been hit by a tsumommi!
tsumommi by eeby1 July 2, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026