3 definitions by T-Browser
The affliction of mental and physical anguish experienced when it has been too long since a man experienced his last ejaculation. Blue balls is an extreme and particularly painful level of this ailment. Commonly referred to as the DSBs.
Male #1: Brent seemed particularly edgy and anxious last night at the party.
Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.
Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!
Male #2: Yes, I noticed that too and asked him about it. Apparently he was suffering from the DSBs because his girlfriend was out of town.
Male #1: That explains it. I hate the Dreaded Sperm Buildup!
by T-Browser July 3, 2014
When someone with at least marginal intelligence chooses to do something completely mindless like watch low quality "reality" television or flip through "US Weekly".
Brother-in-law: "Are you watching Bachelorette?"
Sister-in-law: "It's my one release and the girl is from Charlotte, just like I am."
Wife: "You're getting your dumb on!"
Sister-in-law: "It's my one release and the girl is from Charlotte, just like I am."
Wife: "You're getting your dumb on!"
by T-Browser July 17, 2012
The lightning-fast dinner eating completed by a mother that has limited time before a child will need assistance. It is particularly noteworthy when the youngest child is 10 years of age or older and there is no need to complete a plateful of food before her eating companions have placed napkins in their laps. The mom's plate is full of food one minute and completely eviscerated the next.
Son: "Why is Mom already clearing her plate when I just poured my first glass of milk?"
Dad: "Tsumommi!!!"
Dad: "Tsumommi!!!"
by T-Browser July 17, 2012