truzon

the sexiest man alive. he is smart. biggest brains. huge wang. very sweet. loves his girlfriend the most ever. very funny. again, the sweetest man ever to live. you’re lucky if you have yourself a truzon.
me: you know truzon?
her: the guy with the biggest dick ever?
me: yeah, he also is mad in love with his girlfriend

her: wow, she’s so lucky. i wish i had myself a truzon.
by yo-yo yo-yo November 05, 2020
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